New York is cold, but I like where I'm living

My life for the next four years:

Bartender: Yes?

Me: another [margarita], please

Bartender: same?

Me: LET'S try it (burp) on the rockssss with no SSSALT this time

Bartender: ok

variation

Bartender: Yes?

Me: another [whiskey], please

Bartender: same?

Me: LET'S try it (burp) on the rockssss with WATER this time

Bartender: ok

-m